Great Scott

Great ScottHoly shit. It’s been 4 years since I’ve posted on here. Time flies when you’re in your mid forties and have a 6 year old.


Like A Slut

Paul Allen, you’re a slut. One who wants to give it away all the time. You know who Paul is, a co-founder of Microsoft. He’s a billionaire too. With too much money in his hands, he doesn’t know what to do with it. Just like all billionaires. Take, take, take, then give, give, give. But whom are they giving it to? Foundations & charities for art & culture. What the fuck people! What a crock ‘o shit. A foundation is a tax shelter for the uber rich. I can see it. Can you?

Now Paul wants to give away ‘most’ of his 13.5 billion dollar estate to these foundations & charities. Here’s a question for you Paul: why don’t you give away that 13 billion to the people of the US? There’s what, approximately 309 million people in the US? Divide that out equally amongst the people in the US. You know, those people that have purchased the software that made you a billionaire in the first place.

The government should make a law that mandates that any billionaire who wants to give away their estate, be required to give it to the U.S. citizens directly. Screw this foundation crap, where money sits for years, earning interest, making the rich richer under the table. Going directly to the people will eliminate the bullshit of having to beg for money from a foundation/charity. Why should the people of the U.S. have to beg for money? Just give it to us. We’ve earned it. We’ve payed your way for decades. Now give back to US, the people of the U.S.

So take 13 billion dollars, divide that into approximately 309 million US citizens, $42. Yes, I’ll take it. It’s not much, but it’s something. Consider it a mail in rebate that took years to process. When can I expect my check, you slut?

P.S. Bill Gates, you’re part of this too. Give back directly to the U.S. citizens. Stop hiding the money you “give” away.

El Cheapo Wedding

I recently read a Twitter posting from @cedarwoodwed about how they received a request for a wedding for 200 people for $1000. Their reply? “What planet”

Now color me stupid, but in today’s economy, why would this be so unheard of? Granted, maybe Cedarwood Weddings wouldn’t be able to provide this kind of service at their location, but surely someone there could help the people who inquired about this, instead of bashing them on Twitter, whose audience is around 100 million users. Especially in the south, where people are known to be helpful to others in time if need.

Why can’t inexpensive food & drink from a local eatery be obtained and served? Why can’t inexpensive flowers be purchased or solicited for cheap from a local florist or grower for the event? Why can’t a pretty location be obtained or rented for low cost? Donations are made all the time. There are businesses out there that are willing to help people. They provide materials for low to no cost in exchange for advertising. It’s not unheard of. Some businesses just have no imagination when it comes to “low cost” and are just plain greedy.

Mini Size Me

I use @Twitter to just write blurbs, or short postings. Whether it’s an update to my website, something that I’m doing, something that the kids are doing or said, a picture, a quote from a movie or tv show, a date status, an advertisement for selling myself, an off the wall saying, a news story posting, making fun of someone, food that I’m eating or craving, making up a crazy #TT (trending topic), a direct reply to someone else, a fishing lure, connecting with people and/or businesses, quoting a proverb, posting a video link, if I’ve gone to the bathroom, just whatever I feel like posting within a 140 character limitation.

I don’t go outside the lines of the style that Twitter was designed for. I don’t use a service like TwitLonger, just because that is something that was developed to get around the “limitation” that Twitter was created for. That is, to post short “tweets” about something, someone or whatever. The service to direct a tweet @ someone was developed just for that, to direct a message, not entice a totally open conversation that potentially the world can see. If you feel you need to write more than 140 characters, then use a different medium for writing that. A blog, an email, a billboard, whatever you can find that allows you to write more than the allocated limit within Twitter. Twitter has become a way of life, an open advertising platform for anyone to use to express themselves. There are other services that trying to become what Twitter is, but they are not intended for short, micro-blogging style writing (Tumblr is one that comes to mind – I’m playing with it now, seeing what it has to offer). They are a new style communication platform, a blogging platform with more posting capabilities, but they are not “micro” by any means.

I do not use Twitter for text/email style communication, because that is what those mediums are intended for, not Twitter. So for anyone that wants to read my Twitter posts, feel free. They are out there for everyone to see. For those that want to actually communicate with me, you can email me, text me, direct message me, even call me if you happen to have my number. We can carry on a conversation with the appropriate medium. You have an email address, as you needed one to sign up for Twitter to begin with. Use it. More than likely, you have a cell phone. Use text messaging or call someone. Even see someone in person for conversation. Just leave Twitter for what it was originally intended for, a micro-blog service. Microblogging is another type of blogging, featuring very short posts and it should be kept that way. Businesses use Twitter to advertise. I use Twitter to advertise myself, in my own way, but again, not for carrying on a conversation.

X Marks The Spot

Job seekers…have you ever wondered if you’re not getting a job because you’re “marked” in some way? It’s like employers see your resume on their desk and they just ignore it. They read over it, but even though all the right criteria is there, it just goes right to the circle file.

I’m beginning to feel this way. It’s as if the employers here just don’t want a person with 13 years experience in the field that they are trying to fill the position with. They want a green horn, someone who is fresh out of college, with that paper they can hang on their wall. They want someone who will work for lower pay because they think that’s what supposed to happen fresh out of college. They want someone with little to no experience in the field, so they can fill a quota with “educated people”. Maybe, just maybe, employers would get more qualified applications/resumes on their desk if they would post more accurate job descriptions instead of misleading ones. Put in all relevant details for the job duties and location so you won’t waste my time, much as I don’t want to waste yours.

Hey, employers, I’m right here! See me waving my hands in the air! Over here! Yeah, you. The one’s who keep dumping the experience in the trash because you don’t think I want to work for lower pay on an experience level degree. Yeah, that’s right, I have an experience degree, one that takes years to accomplish. Not in a classroom, but in the real world. Stop passing us by and actually “look” at the information that passes over your desk. Don’t just mark me for deletion by pressing that X.

Is It Really?

Is it really “out there” that in future decades we will fly around in cars instead of drive them? (Back to the Future)

Is it really hard to imagine that we will transport humans by disassembling molecules and reassembling them  in another location? (Star Trek)

Is it really far fetched that we will fight with light/laser based weapons instead of ammunition/bullet based? (Star Wars)

Is it really impossible to manipulate the human brain into thinking that you went on a vacation to a distant planet but really didn’t? (Total Recall)

Is it really unthinkable that a weather changing phenomenon could cause another ice age? (Day After Tomorrow, 2012)

Is it really outside the realm of technology to have robots that will replace humans in certain human based job roles? (I, Robot)

Is it really hard to believe that people will build their own rockets to go into outer space? (Star Trek – First Contact, The Astronaut Farmer)

While some science fiction movies may have unrealistic plots that probably would never happen, some of the 20th & 21st century sci-fi movies have plots and details in them that certainly are very capable of happening, either now or in the not so distant future. So what drives the writers of these scripts to come up with the story lines and technology in these movies? Do they “know” something that others don’t? I’m just sayin’.

10000 Toys & Nothing to Do

Ah, the joys of summer vacation. No more school. Sleep late, go to bed late. No homework, no tests, no teachers. Kids have it great in the summer. I vaguely remember those days, seeing as how I’m getting on up in there in age.

However, there is a silent killer during these summer vacation days. It’s called boredom. Yes, that dreaded word that all kids will say at least once a day, because “they have nothing to do”. Those two words, “I’m bored” really get under my skin. Of all the 10000 toys that are contained with a household, there’s nothing to do? Really? Now that you’ve said those words, please let me find something for you to do. Because, believe me, I can find something for a child to do in a house during the summer, when “there’s nothing else to do”.

Besides, the free ability to watch tv, play video games, read a book, play outside, ride bikes, skip rope, skateboard, talk with friends, listen to music, eat, sleep, draw, paint, play basketball, play soccer, surf the internet, climb a tree, swim, play in a sprinkler, build legos, torture your little sister, build a racetrack, pick weeds out of flower beds, feed the dogs, play with dogs, burn ants with a magnifying glass, play cards, play a board game, play handheld games, play guitar, play with remote control cars, play bop it, play baseball, play football, play air hockey, play dodgeball and shoot bb guns (I could go on & on with this list), I really don’t know what you could be bored of.

Now if you tell me you’re bored, be prepared, cause you’re not gonna like the answer I give back. You’ll be vacuuming, mopping, doing dishes, doing laundry, dusting, picking up said 10000 toys from around the house, scrubbing toilets & bathtubs, cleaning pee from your sisters chair because she had an accident, building fences, cleaning gutters, cooking, paying bills and picking up dog poop (like the previous list, I could go on and on here).

So please, go ahead, tell me you’re bored. You’ll wish you hadn’t. 🙂